Thursday, April 29, 2010

A Girl Checks Her Weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .Removes Sandal = 56.Then Dupatta = 52Now Coins Finished...........A Boy In A Q Behind HerSaidÜ Carry On"",I Have Coins!

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive yar

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
sex is a game,
Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Sunday, March 14, 2010

sardar sms

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............


2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die
.Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes......


A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"


A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Dr Seuss

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."