A Girl Checks Her Weight

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .Removes Sandal = 56.Then Dupatta = 52Now Coins Finished...........A Boy In A Q Behind HerSaidÜ Carry On"",I Have Coins!

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive yar

A junior needs a name

Love is a gamble,
sex is a game,
Boyz do the thingGirls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name