Monday, December 22, 2008

Benefits of Kissing

Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING

my heart is made 2 luv u,

my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kiss u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....every part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

A mobile kiss.

SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers

If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. if a hug was a second id send u hours. if a smile was water id send u a sea. if love was a person id send u me!
A mobile kiss.

If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers

If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. if a hug was a second id send u hours. if a smile was water id send u a sea. if love was a person id send u me!
A mobile kiss.

What is kiss?

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;

"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."

Will you love me in December as you do in May

Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me in the good old fashioned way? When my hair has all turned gray, Will you kiss me then and say, That you love me in December as you do in May?"

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

A kiss is special thing

A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

If u read,u owe me a HUG,

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r Mine!
So wat will U do?

What is Kiss

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

I've been thinking about u and me

I've been thinking about u and me. if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!

Whats kissing

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

If luvin' was aginst the law,

If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

Kissing you baby is my dream

Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme

what kisses mean

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Friday, December 19, 2008

He came at night

He came at night, explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,BLOODY... MOSQUITO

DARLING ?

darlingru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game

Good night sms

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*#THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE

Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a whish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight

sending u 1000 smiles.take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.pick out 1 every time u think of me,because i want 2 see u smiling alwaye

You are my sunshine. and i miss you at night. will you be my moon? goodnight

Lo vi MitroGoodnight Nal e Good morning vi lelo kyoki aapa savere late uthna hai

10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 Chalo daso msg ka reply do GOOD NIGHT

New year sms

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
#Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time...**
#FRiEND in different lanaguages... Iranian - DOST German - FREUND Herbew - CHAVER French - AMi Pinoy - KAiBiGAN Dutch - VREND Mexican - AMiGO For me.. just simply "YOU"
#Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end...
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship sms

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Monday, December 15, 2008

JOKS

Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna।"Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha है
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai।Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"
Sonali Bendre Bala ठाकरे
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi। Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re"। Tab Sonali bend hui aur boli, "Bala Thok-re".
lipt lipt kar roti हे

Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun tu samny wali ko zaroor bulana।wife:who kion? molvi:woh murdy se lipt lipt kar roti hey.
khaal bush ko hee जेयगी

baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi hoo khaal bush ko hee जेय्गी
mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta हाय
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay।bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri shadi GADHE se kar deni hay॥
Mobile repair karne वालेMobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata hai:-
Girls ka peecha nai करोगे
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo geBachey:Nahi piyengeTeacher:Girls ka peecha nai karogeBachey:Nahi karengeTeacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso geBachey: nahi kasengeTeacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo geBachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

i want u,

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=
i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away! Kissing you baby

sweet as a rose bud bright

sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

Love is like a golden chain t

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

you are the only one for me?

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

can I have "U"?

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

one day the moon

one day the moon sed 2 me, if your lover makes you cry why dont you leave your lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would you every leave your sky?

You must be a good runner

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...


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I love all the stars in the sky,

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I feel something

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

if you fall in love there is no hope

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

Do you believe in love at first sight

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

You are like the sunshine

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

Do you believe in love at first sight

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

If U delete this message

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are"Sadday, moanday, tearsday,wasteday,thirstday,frightday,shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are"Sadday, moanday, tearsday,wasteday,thirstday,frightday,shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

There's a warmth in my heart.

There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.

Write on Bricks

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

I m feeling so happy

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

When You give your heart

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

When You give your heart

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

First time i saw u

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

Time will always fly

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

Life ends when you stop dreaming

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

If i were a tear in ur eye

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

You showed me how

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

I am in hospital now

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

There are Tulips in my garden

There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!