sardar sms

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............


2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die
.Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes......


A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"


A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

Dr Seuss

"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

St. Augustine

What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear,
by burst of anger and quarrels.

lova

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

exam

student ne hawa me coin uchala;
head aaya to sona hai,
tail aaya to film dekhni hai,
khada raha to gane sunuga or
agar hawa me raha to...ma kasam padhunga

April Fool SMS

Your girlfriend is: Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.



his cat, is cat,
a cat, good cat,
way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat,
seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word reversely:
A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW




Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...

book from your bag and study..

STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

April Fool SMS

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Whats kissing

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Kissing you baby is my dream

Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

* some text missing*

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing...

I hide my tears

I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
is no one Who misses you more than ME!

ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP

A BC DE FG HI JK L M NO PQ RS TV WX Y Z have I missed something?


yes..i missed "U"

Valentine Love SMS: relation

A word to say,
a word to hearEven in UR absence i feel U nearR,
relation is strong..hope
it goes longv wil remain d same til d life goes on!