JOKS

Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna।"Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha है
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai।Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"
Sonali Bendre Bala ठाकरे
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi। Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re"। Tab Sonali bend hui aur boli, "Bala Thok-re".
lipt lipt kar roti हे

Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun tu samny wali ko zaroor bulana।wife:who kion? molvi:woh murdy se lipt lipt kar roti hey.
khaal bush ko hee जेयगी

baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi hoo khaal bush ko hee जेय्गी
mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta हाय
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay।bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri shadi GADHE se kar deni hay॥
Mobile repair karne वालेMobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata hai:-
Girls ka peecha nai करोगे
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo geBachey:Nahi piyengeTeacher:Girls ka peecha nai karogeBachey:Nahi karengeTeacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso geBachey: nahi kasengeTeacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo geBachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..